Update #2

Alright, damn it. I'm updating this. Let's see...oddly enough, I am witnessing more Hannah Montana karaoke as I sit here. Sadly, it grows on you. At least it doesn't have the dang Jonas brothers. Man, they blow. Sad. They make millions for being mediocre. And for goodness sakes, can they get haircuts? blech

I just wrote down a list of numbers for my daughter (who is 7) so she could write down if they were odd or even. There is no way on this Earth I could be a teacher. It is driving me nuts. Odd or Even? Shit. What could be easier? She knew that when she was 5. I have no patience for it. Good mommy.

Oh, movie critic time...Watch Happy Feet! It is great. The music is fun and they are penguins who tap dance. What could be more entertaining? Seriously, try it out. I require silence from the kids when it is on. Go rent it, seriously, I mean it. Seriously.

Oh, other great movies...

Anchorman (I'm in a glass case of emotion!), (It's got bits of real panther!)

Office Space (who wouldn't like it?),

Ocean 11, 12 and 13...don't even know the plot..but damn, who cares, (Clooney, not Pitt...he's overrated).

Pee Wee's Big Adventure...If you can sit through it the first time, you will realize the genious! I saw the dinosaurs that were in that movie in California. I made my husband turn around and drive back. Called my sister from the foot of the tyrannasaurus...she loved it just like me.

Tommy Boy (God rest his soul) was greatness.

The Hunt for Red October - "The Russians don't take a piss, son, without a plan." Yes, that is a quote from the not-so-much-anymore presidential candidate Fred Thompson. I can't believe he quit!

Crap...hold on. I have to tend to the boy. Good mommy.

I'm back...

Star Wars of course. Let's rank them....Star Wars Episode 4, Star Wars Episode 5, Star Wars episode 6 (only first 30 minutes till they get out of Tatooine). The rest is a toss up because they sucked. Prequels I can do without.

Next post will feature....Shows that can't be watched without Tivo. Pins and needles!!!!